Last night I was in a patient's room and while I was examining him I heard this conversation through the curtains separating my patient from his roommate:
"Can I help you?"
"Yes! Can you please tell my nurse to bring me some more STD's?"
"What?"
"STD's! I need some more STD's!"
"WHAT?"
"These STDs I have aren't working right. Man, I'd really love some more STDs..."
(For those who don't know, we commonly put these little stocking-y things on people's feet when they're in the hospital to help prevent blood clots. They are called SCD's. They are not the same thing as sexually transmitted diseases.)
Saturday, September 6, 2008
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